Images like this.Steven Jay Page, singer for my all-time favorite band Barenaked Ladies, seen 'em live twenty (20) times. The only thing in the world for which I regress to a 13-year-old. Steven Page. Purveyor of environmentalism, intellectual, political activist, recently released a CD for children. That Steven Page.
My favorite part is how coke was found in his Prius. The nouveau gangsta.
Dude. The chance of you reading this blog is like one in 78735654242 or whatever other number one gets when slamming the keyboard. But get help. Please. Get right. There is no shame. You're human like any of us. God bless you and yours. We fans just support you and want you to get well. And if this maneuver leads to BNL being banned from entering the USA ever again, then so help me, I will drive up to Toronto to personally launch Kraft Dinner at you. Cuz you hate that.
(Hi NSA. I'm joking. No, really, don't come to my house. And you stay away too, La Migra.)
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